When Mr. Wattson® is feeling industrious, he packs away his legs and elegantly does his duty from the wall. Super flexible, his limber joints give him the power to point his focus to the job at hand from on high - at the same time as being perfectly positioned to read over your shoulder, the cheeky bugger. When it comes to reading, he’d far prefer you to read an exciting novel, as self-help books don’t have the same attraction for him. His most elegant wall-hanging tone is the striking Fashion Black, and he’s also a great fan of puns. “Look at me, I’m suited UP!” he laughs. Yes, Mr. Wattson®, we get the joke... you’re smartly dressed and hanging on the wall. Just don’t give up your night job.

By now you know that Mr. Wattson® is a fan of fiction over self-help books, and his super-sophisticated - yet under-stated - Nardo Gray carries a distinctly literary appeal to it. He’s also big on puns, and after watching his people read Fifty Shades of Grey, he keeps referring to himself as Shade 51!

What kind of a wall lamp would Mr. Wattson® be if he didn’t suit up in a creamy, almond white milk tone for your wall? Blends beautifully against a neutral wall. His best is when you put a cup of coffee on your bedside table below him. When you’re not looking, he leans forward and winks to the coffee cup: “Fancy some almond milk with that?”